.sweet zombie puddings, WHAT.

HELL

I haven't been on this in, what, FOREVER?

I really need to find something to do.

.THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HAHA.

BEWARE.

meet belinda magwilde.
she is ten years old, loves teddies, and wants to be a world dictator when she grows up.

..........

DREADIRONS ANNIE

drawn, very appropriately, on talk like a pirate day.
hahaha.
this is dreadirons annie.
she is from a universe similar to england's 18th century, but with a twist.
an outcast even among airship pirates, she could kill you in 1.6793 seconds withough breaking a sweat...
...if she could be bothered.

............

HAPPY : NOW AVAILABLE IN PLUSH!

johanna loves green.
johanna loves uni.
maximum happy has been achieved.

[uni belongs to jennifer diane reitz]

i promise i'm not dead.

ALSO, A SHAMELESS TEASER PIC

.oh, well done.

school started a week ago.

and i've got a cold.

THE FEELING OF A HEAD FILLED WITH MUCUS

FUNFUNFUUUN

.who am i kidding?.

sometimes i feel as if i'm ostracizing myself and blame everyone else.

or maybe i'm just deluding myself.

.once upon a time.

short entrances for future chapters of phantasmagoria.


Once upon a time, there was a girl as beautiful as the day.
Yet it was not her beauty that charmed the world, but how she loved all the world more than anything else.
She was like a ray of sunshine in a bleak and dreary world.
One day, a man fell in love with the girl.
But he knew that such a treasure would not last forever...
...so he captured the girl and put her into an endless sleep, never to be tarnished...

Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved finding things out.
Yet even when she found that the world was ending, no-one listened.
When the dreaded day came, the girl sailed above them in her great ark, safe from any danger.
"Save us!" they called out as their world crumbled to pieces.
But the girl simply said...
"No."

Once upon a time, there lived a curious child.
She was always asking questions.
What? How? Why?
There were so many questions, and when one was solved another four would appear.
Until one day...
...she drowned in the very questions she loved.

Once upon a time, there was a girl who had everything.
But even though she had everything, she still felt she was missing something.
"What could it be?" the girl thought.
"What could a girl that has everything possibly need?"
But can a girl that has everything be truly happy...
...if the one thing she does not have is a heart?

Once upon a time, there was a knight.
He was a knight that would never hesitate to fulfill his mission.
Yet he held a suffering in his heart that nobody knew of.
For even when he was in great pain, he wore a smile....

.WHERE HAVE I BEEEEEN.

OMG
OMGOMGOMG
OMMMGGGGG

i am so sorry
i'm not dead yet, i swear
i've just been lazy
srsly lazy.

and living on carbohydrates.

i'm going to die.

.MOO.

here a moo
there a moo
everywhere a moo-moo

srsly, there's cows everywhere.

yep

i found intrawebs
PRAISE ME
PRAISE ME

ahem.
[kaff]

having a surprisingly good time
only fell off a horse once
ONCE, i tell you, ONCE

also made a new friend
who is awesomeness in human form

MOO.